May 2013
br000t:
se4h4ven:
toxic-ponies:
how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
when i turn 18
mom: go do this thing
me: dobby is a free elf now, dobby has no master
“We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From...”
– This is the best/truest thing I’ve read in so long (via thesleepingfawn)
But this explains the 90s kids
(via thebbcisslowlykillingme)
fartgallery:
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
shavingryansprivates:
hannabarbarian:
basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal
i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
bitcorn:
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
meladoodle:
*jury voice* we find the defendant guilty! “i know you are but what am i?” *jury is immediately under arrest*
caraknightley:
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
